kastiakbc:

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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SOMEONE MAKE THIS SHOW HAPPEN,

September 19 2014, 10:21 PM   •   95,960 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
((Figured since Hannah didn’t get to make an appearance today, I’d draw her in her pirate costume. She loves her hook almost as much as she loves the cookies she gets after lunchtime.))

((Figured since Hannah didn’t get to make an appearance today, I’d draw her in her pirate costume. She loves her hook almost as much as she loves the cookies she gets after lunchtime.))

September 19 2014, 10:05 PM   •   1 note
  •  ☀ -- What was my muse's first language?
  •  ☄ -- How many languages does my muse speak?
  •  ☎ -- What language does my muse think in?
  •  ♬ -- What language(s) does my muse sing in?
  •  ☰ -- What language(s) can my muse read in?
  •  ♝ -- What language(s) can my muse swear in?
  •  ☉ -- What language(s) can my muse understand, but not speak very well?
  •  ♔ -- Who taught my muse to speak?
  •  ♘ -- Who taught my muse to read?
  •  ♖ -- What language did my muse's parent(s) speak?
  •  ♟ -- Does my muse know sign language?
  •   ♠ -- Can my muse read braille?
September 19 2014, 06:27 PM   •   198 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

C: Okay maybe it’s not as safe as I thought.

September 19 2014, 01:19 PM   •   2 notes
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Victor do you need eyeliner help?~Rose

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I—I don’t know how that eyeliner got there or why I’m wearing it, but… *sigh* yes, please.

I would think you look good with that eyeliner, Vicky. If only I could see it.

In honor of today’s holiday, Caitlin, Victor, and Hannah will all be dressed as pirates! (Whether or not they talk like pirates is up to them :P) So feel free to drop a question in the box, and you’ll get a drawn answer, as well as a free donut. (Okay, maybe you won’t actually GET a donut, but it’s the thought that counts, right?)

In honor of today’s holiday, Caitlin, Victor, and Hannah will all be dressed as pirates! (Whether or not they talk like pirates is up to them :P) So feel free to drop a question in the box, and you’ll get a drawn answer, as well as a free donut. (Okay, maybe you won’t actually GET a donut, but it’s the thought that counts, right?)

September 19 2014, 08:24 AM   •   2 notes

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

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Pulling open the Ghost Relations Department door without knocking - why should he have to knock anyway? - Victor promptly shoves a slice of pumpkin pie into the Ghost Host's hands. "Here, take this pie for me before Caitlin comes asking if I actually ate it."

asktheghosthost:

butlerofthemansion:

asktheghosthost:

"Wha—" But Victor was already gone before Beau could finish his question. Staring at the pie, he gave it a sniff, then recoiled in disgust. "Whew… Ah, she must be trying out recipes again." With a conspicuous look around, he quickly dropped the treat into Waddle’s bed. "There you go. There’s a good ducky. Eat up!"

Not ten minutes after Victor had abandoned the pie at the office, there was a timid knock on the door before Hannah opened it. “Papa, is Uncle Vicky here? Mama wants ta know if he ate that pie stuff…”

"D’uuuuhhhhh…" Beau glanced down at the pet bed. The pie was unnibbled. He scooted it away with his foot. "It was… so… tasty that…" He twisted his lips, not wanting to lie to the toddler. "He rushed here. To share it with me!" He grinned. "We gobbled it up. You can tell your mama that her boys *loved* her pie."

He scooped Hannah up and kissed her head. “Let’s go make a coffin fort!” He rushed her out.

"Whee!" She kicked her legs delightedly for a moment before glancing at her father. "You thought it was tasty? Because it tasted kinda icky to me." She wrinkled her nose.

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